[Perverts, the both of them. Who in the world thought it would be wise to leave these two all alone with each other and assume that they won't eventually fall into old tactics?]
Hmn! A proper summer blockbuster! What sort of swimsuit do you think would fit Hiyori best? With Viina I always imagine her in a delicate two piece with a lot of frills on top. Not too busy to distract your eyes but enough to draw them!
[This is what happens when they don't have babysitters, or at least supervision. TROUBLE. Poor Hiyori, stuck in a house with these two dweebs. At least they're fairly respectful. (???)]
Something cute is always best for Hiyori! Perhaps reminiscent of a mermaid, with shiny fabric and shells for decoration. That sounds great for Bishamon, though! She hardly needs anything to attract attention, but something to highlight her assets would really work well. Maybe frills in a cascade effect?
[They really are being as respectful as they can be when talking about ladies that they love and what is the best to highlight them. They are like kids in a candy shop.]
Oh! Mermaids... That would be a great idea for a doujinshi! Mermaids and maybe even pirates? Viina could be a Pirate Queen and Hiyori the Mermaid Queen!
[Two very overgrown kids, haha... Considering Yato would be perfectly fine with Hiyori doing the same for him, it's all good? Nothing wrong with talking about your lady love and her wardrobe!
Pardon him while he grabs a notebook in order to write all this down.]
Oh man, you're a gold mine, Kazuma! This is why we make sure a great team, you know! "The Lovely Ladies of Lucious Lagoon"-- how's that?
[They really are proof of why one shouldn't be left alone too long. Here they are going into full Doujin mode.]
The alliteration is amazing! We could even branch out and do a reversal swap! I bet Hiyori would make for a great Pirate Queen as well! You can even show her the proper way to hold a sword!
[Adult Supervision Required. All they need is the art supplies.]
Hell yeah--! With a pretty peacock feather in her cap and frills on her long coat... Calf-high boots that button all the way up~ [Give him a moment, he's drooling.] Oh yeah, that's true, too! Maybe she'll even pose for me...
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Hmn! A proper summer blockbuster! What sort of swimsuit do you think would fit Hiyori best? With Viina I always imagine her in a delicate two piece with a lot of frills on top. Not too busy to distract your eyes but enough to draw them!
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Something cute is always best for Hiyori! Perhaps reminiscent of a mermaid, with shiny fabric and shells for decoration. That sounds great for Bishamon, though! She hardly needs anything to attract attention, but something to highlight her assets would really work well. Maybe frills in a cascade effect?
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Oh! Mermaids... That would be a great idea for a doujinshi! Mermaids and maybe even pirates? Viina could be a Pirate Queen and Hiyori the Mermaid Queen!
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Pardon him while he grabs a notebook in order to write all this down.]
Oh man, you're a gold mine, Kazuma! This is why we make sure a great team, you know! "The Lovely Ladies of Lucious Lagoon"-- how's that?
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The alliteration is amazing! We could even branch out and do a reversal swap! I bet Hiyori would make for a great Pirate Queen as well! You can even show her the proper way to hold a sword!
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Hell yeah--! With a pretty peacock feather in her cap and frills on her long coat... Calf-high boots that button all the way up~ [Give him a moment, he's drooling.] Oh yeah, that's true, too! Maybe she'll even pose for me...